the ruiner of dreams
The second of the parcels below contained this little fellow – a deceptively small and cute EVIL RULER OF THE WORLD:
He is a baby-sized Cthulhu (a slightly adapted version of this one) made as a kind of interim present until I finally summon up the courage to make a killer Cthulhu tea cosy. (On a practical note, I made him with the aid of these handy magic ring instructions – the best I have ever found.) He might be small, but he has the power to take over your dreams at night and terrorise you through them. He’s kind of put the whole ruling-the-world thing on hold at the moment, but when you least expect it he’ll come back to take over again and evil green monsters will start appearing out of nowhere.
Maybe even out of your own furniture…